The boy says, “Golden Corral for my birthday dinner.”
I say, “How about Olive Garden?”
“Golden Corral”
“Taco Bar?”
“Golden Corral”
*sigh* – “Do we have to go there?”
“But MOM! They have a CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN!”
Pause
“Oh . . .Why didn’t you say that in the first place?”
Garinè THE Writer 